You teach weather during morning meeting and science, so make it fun with some humor. Here are our favorite jokes about weather to share with your class. Rain or shine, we’ve got you covered with some hilarious weather jokes!
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Sunny Weather Jokes
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen when they go to the beach?
Because they peel.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day of course!
Why is the sun so smart?
Because it has over 5,000 degrees.
Some seasons are cold …
And summer hot!
Rainy Weather Jokes
What did the rain say to the earth?
I’m falling for you!
What did one raindrop say to the other?
Two’s company, three’s a cloud.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What is it called when it rains chickens and ducks?
Fowl weather.
What bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow.
When does it rain money?
When there’s change in the weather.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What do you call it when it rains monkeys?
Ape-ril showers.
What do clouds do when they become rich?
They make it rain.
Why did Iron Man sleep out in the rain?
To get some rust.
What is the wettest animal?
A rain-deer.
When can three dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Why is Britain the wettest country?
Because royalty has reigned for centuries.
Why did the rainy day go to school?
To get brighter.
Stormy Weather Jokes
What happens when the fog lifts in California?
UCLA!
What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
You’re shocking!
What type of humor does a dust storm have?
A very dry sense of humor.
What does the wind eat?
A wind meal.
How does a thunderstorm catch fish?
With a lightning rod.
What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
Twister.
If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
The conductor.
Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane?
Because it was just a whirlwind romance.
How did the hurricane see?
With its eye.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
I have my eye on you.
Why should you meditate during a storm?
It’s an in-lightning experience.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Want to go for a spin?
Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?
Everywhere.
Did you hear about the cow that was swept away by a tornado?
It was an udder disaster.
Cloudy Weather Jokes
What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
Thunderwear.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
Why shouldn’t you fight with a cloud?
It will storm out on you.
Why did the fog get bad grades?
Because it was too dense.
Cold and Snowy Weather Jokes
What do trees say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf.
What do snowmen sleep on?
A blanket of snow.
Where do snowmen put their websites?
On the winternet.
Why didn’t the icicle go to school?
Because he’s too cool for school.
Where did the snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What do you say on a snowy day?
Snow problem!
Why shouldn’t you tell a joke while standing on ice?
It might crack up.
What do you call an old snowman?
A puddle.
What do you call a snowstorm in a magical land?
The Blizzard of Oz.
What happened to the snowman during the heatwave?
He made a pool of himself.
Why is it cold on Christmas?
Because it’s in Decembrrrrr!
What happens when winter arrives?
Autumn leaves.
What do you get if you cross a shark with ice?
Frostbite.
How do you prevent a winter cold?
Catch it in summer.
Why did Dad stop using his discount card to scrape ice from the windshield?
He only got 10% off.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who?
Snow business like show business!
What do you eat when you’re cold and hungry?
A brr-grr.
When is a boat just like snow?
When it’s adrift.
What falls during winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Even More Weather Jokes
What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
One is reined up and the other rains down.
What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
I lava you.
It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he certainly had a great fall.
What is the worst type of weather to hire for a job?
Lightning. It’s always on strike!
Why did the weather ask for privacy?
It wanted to change.
Why did the thermometer go to college?
It wanted a degree.
What’s the richest kind of air?
A billionaire.
How do you find out the weather when you’re on vacation?
Go outside and look up.
When are your eyes not eyes?
When the wind makes them water.
What falls but never hits the ground?
The temperature.
Who does everyone listen to but no one believes?
The weather forecaster.
How did my cat know about tomorrow’s weather?
He looked at the fur-cast.
What does a mountain wear on its head?
A snowcap.
Why was the weather so unpredictable?
Because it had cloudy judgment.
What’s the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
What does the weatherman wear under his trousers?
Thunderpants.
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